Styx Tribute band in New York City documents itself and its adventures in classic rock memory and re(de)construction.
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03 August 2005
Introducing the ALL NEW and BETTER SMELLING what not to do to your roboto EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!
Let us initiate the ceremony with an homage to Grand Illusion Concourse-- aka the BRONX's own PARADISE THEATER
4 Comments:
What Not 2 Do 2 your Roboto?
Answer #1:
Thou Shalt not have bad drummers play in Thy bands in place of their original Roboto!!!
Col. Mrs. Hyde
what not to do to your roboto?
1) Tell him to "Lay off the Righteous Fried Chicken"
2) Play with his error light
3) Make him watch Steve Howe play "Owner of a Lonely Heart" Yes / NO.....(c)Borrowed Time (DeYoung/Shaw)
Talk about torture!
Just the 1st 5 chords alone of Steve's version will send your poor Roboto to oblivion!!
ABSOLUTE NO_NO!!!
ANSWER #5
THOU SHALT NOT TRY TO WORSHIP THY OWN ROBOTO, ONLY WORSHIP ONE!!
AS QUEEN SAID, THERE CAN BE ONLY 1!
#6:
THOU SHALT NOT TRY TO BUILD THY OWN ROBOTO FROM SCRATCH !
THIS SHALL ONLY BE DONE BY PROFESSIONALS ONLY!
LIKE MISS 1/2 ANJY-2 ANJY!
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