JANUARY 20TH......DR. RIGHTEOUS PRESENTS.... MR. & MRS. ROBOTO!

Get Your Cyborg Name

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!!!
While Dr. Righteous will be sitting pretty in her new White House in a couple of weeks after putting up a most incredible fight for the seat after refusing to concede & helping in getting the vote out in the most incredible campaign video ever made ......

.........I've decided to move on.....

Since this world is basically being taken over by robots anyway & no one seems to have a heart anymore, I've decided to become a robot & marry my true love Mr. Roboto. He was so romantic while partying with me on New Year's Eve, naturally when he proposed , I happily accepted. I hope you will all join me. I didn't even have to change my name. . I'm very proud of my shiny new look. It suits me. We will be producing teeny cyborgs in no time to take over the world & help Dr. Righteous in her plans in the cooly new White House.

When will the ceremony take place???? January 20th of course!! Featuring the 1st female President & the new appointed entirely filled Roboto Cabinet!
MR. & Mrs, Roboto will take their newly acquired seats as the Head of the CIA & Secretary Of State respectively!! Please join us in a human-free society!! NO MORE ROCK & MMM FOREVER!!!

Of course, those opposed will be stricly obliterated!!

RSVP via your newly appointed positions!!
luv, Mr. & Mrs Roboto..

Righteous Refuses to Concede

Today in the news... it is not fake :

Dr. Righteous to America: Don't Let It End!

-AP Nov 5, 2008
Last night in New York City, while cheers of victory echoed in the crowded streets, Dr Righteous was reportedly in the Bronx watching VH1 Classic, shaking her head in disgust over the dynamics of a possible Led Zeppelin tour. Despite tireless efforts to rally the youth of America to proclaim their love of censorship and oppression, Dr. Righteous and the MMM party won a total of only 3 votes not including their own. These other votes for Righteous were possibly the 3 that Diebold thought would put her over the edge, or possibly cast by well-programmed robotos. As of this report, the MMM party is still in fierce denial of the loss and has yet to admit defeat.

The No More Rock campaign lives on!

I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.........

So are they trying to tell me something?
Do they want to be on my team? My lieutenants? My slaves?
WILL THEY STAND BY ME AS I & MY CO-HORTS LT.VANISH & COL. HYDE FINALLY CAPTURE KILROY & CHANCE & HELP ME TWIST THEIR MINDS!!!!! !!?????????
I believe I have not only 2 perfect votes in my favor, but I have gotten an amazing screening of this movie celebrating not only myself but everything I believe in: action, the old way of living & no more rock! [notice whose name is bigger!HA!]
So not only do I urge you to VOTE for DR. RIGHTEOUS & the Majority for Musical Morality in its Independent Party this election, I urge you to see this movie...
Also, please do not forget to view my very much anticipated campaign video!!!
I'm DR. RIGHTEOUS & I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!!!!

Righteous Kill---s the election

Dr Righteous will not be stopped by some Pacino Deniro movie...
Instead, she's running for president!

COMING SOON: New and Improved Styx-related Madness

In case you were wondering, yes, we are still awake
and yes we are still working on Styx-related madness.
Actually, we're getting close to our launching
the new and improved wntdtyr website, and as
if that weren't enough, a new video to boot!

DOMO ARIGATO, SR. ROBOTO

Notice the resemblance??? Unfortunately, this was not the most happiest of Daddy days for Mr. Roboto who lost his big Papa this week.

Little did Stan Winston know that when he made Mr. Roboto that his little baby roboto would bring joy & happiness to billions of people worldwide!
Sr. Roboto looked just like his boy, who'd undergone some changes over the years but with this most recent pic taken in 2007, Mr. Roboto was back to his old classic look. No Botox, no diet, just some good old Styx music & some of Papa's classic movies to get him by. He'll definitely miss his Daddy.

We pay tribute to our dear Stan for giving us Mr. Roboto & who will both live in our hearts forever, even Dr. Righteous.....
1946-2008

Why is Dr Righteous so thirsty?

Because she can't stop the music!

Michel Gondry finally rips us off

Michel Gondry. Michel Gondry is the man. Every video he's ever made he is totally rad...just look at some of our favorite youtube vids if you don't believe me.
Whilst shooting our lovely Kilroy remake, whenever I felt flustered or unsure about where it was all going, I found hope knowing he was standing behind us giving us that Bill Clinton thumbs up with a little cardboard tear jerkily dripping down his face.
Well now the great Gondry has made a movie about us! Starring who else but Jack Black...Be Kind Rewind is the title, and well...I think he secretly loves us back. Thank you, thank you, I know, great minds...

Tribute band better than band tributed

For anyone who's seen us play, you may have noticed a shortage of Tommy songs in our set. Rest assured this is not because we don't like them...The real reason we stay away from Tommy songs is that Styx still plays most of them, and we wouldn't want make Styx look bad. They try, but let's admit, they're no WNTDTYR.

a true Grand Finale..........the year in wntdtyr..........

what not to do to your coincidences.....

this year has certainly been very exciting for us......it's also been a very full of extremely strange & wonderfully weird coincidences........

1st of all.....we started out the year playing ridiculously old insane awesome Styx songs we never thought we'd do.....& playing pool & beating the crap outta each other....

then...2......this loon dude finally comes out with the supposed book about Styx....so we wait to see if we're in it & of course we're not....(what gives?!)

then.....3.....the police get back together & discover their real reason for reuniting...to become a styx tribute band

then...4.... shaw/blades decides to try to do Yes......so do we.....with a little help from a drugged out Dr. Righteous....& and while hangin' round their bus the twins discover 'what has become' [ha ha!] of the legendary brian stanley.......when they decide to play a show a week after state street scotty's birthday....and all the while....richie cannata still plays a jam every monday in ny......do i feel a girls with guns reunion coming?.....

then......5....... we become world famous again when the our youtube 'all good people' gets the seal of approval from TS himself.......

then.....6........we are demanded to be remanded to canada for a mega styx party.....

then.....7...... we hide away in a silvercup with queen to prepare for our for canada takeover... dr. righteous losing it.....

then.....8.....the styx & stonez break like there really is a styx!...???????....just like the book.....just like the boys.......yes.... the letters keep coming....the fighting keeps going.......the doctors keep coming......& bad drummers keep roaming........yet with all of it, we still caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy on...............

then.....9....dr. righteous disappears and & decides to put in motion a highly detailed plan to take down those who try to bring styx & rock'n'roll back.......almost burning down EOR's apartment in the process........

then....10.....b4 dominating canada, the taureans go to see the MAN who would be King Roboto who gives us a much needed lift........coincidence???? i think not......

then.....11......we decide to call the other twin on the phone & tell him we're gonna sue him if he doesn't put us in his newly released book about his life & talk about what REALLY happened in 1977 [as documented in the above 1977 rolling stone cover]....but of course.....it's all about the queen of spades.......but we digress.....some secret secret, hey?.........coincidence?????? i think not!!! deja vu??? maybe.....

then....12.....on our way to conquer canada....we run into a place called the 1/2 Penny Pub, so we decide to stop for drinks.......coincidence???? i think not!!!

then......13.......we proceed to take canada by storm & not only encounter a slammin' buffet but some seriously demented psychos like ourselves who all knew way too much..........


then...14...three little kiddies proceed to tell us what to do to our roboto.....one by hangin' with....JY....& the others by helping us protest heavy metal.......coincidence????????....i think not.....

then.....15.......we proceed to take over mt. rushmore.......ok, not really a coincidence, but still noteworthy

then.....16......the twins & the other twin finally resolve things in good old ny & go hang out for a nice complete mani-pedi & make over.....just like we used to....coincidence????......i think not!!!.........

then.....17.......7-7-7 decides to stalk us profusely....worse than 6-6-6......not only does it remind us of G.I....., Live Earth, Old timer's day....bit King Roboto decides to play ny that same day, never letting us forget he took over our band ......AAAAAAHHHHHH!!
coincidence???? I think not!!!..........

then......18.......we break up for 2 weeks ......[we've done this every year since 1977 ] then we get back together to celebrate our 30 years together...... coincidence????? i think not......

then........19....... we plan more world domination as if we haven't dominated enough..... we want space!!!!!!...heaven?.....we already got hell...


then.........20.........of all things to happen....... of all the coincidences........it is out.......FINALLY!!!! CAUGHT IN THE ACT LIVE IS OUT!!!!!! ........on DVD.......& just in time for X-mas...........
now????? why??????
will we ever see that again.???? did you ever think you would see it again......do you think it could happen again???????? do you want it to happen again??????
think about it........ coincidence?????? like hell..........

so this is to prepare you for the good things in life......
& to thank all of you for your support in our take over....
on behalf of what not to do to your roboto:
1/2 anjy- 2-anjy, state street scotty, suki madame blue & earl of rozland.......

we wish you all a Merry Roboto Righteous Styxmas & a Kilroy New Year..........
....wntdtyr.....xoxoxoxox...

The Hard Rock Theme Park?!

Oh man.... I so am obsessed with the 70's that I dvr That 70's Show until it erases itself to make room for more episodes. But what really proves that I'm obsessed with the 70's is that I fantasize about creating a theme park about the 70's where there would be characters walking around dressed up like scuzzy dirt rockers and cheesey disco guys, and there would be all kinds of linoleum and things decorated in that awesome orange and green color scheme. Even the restrooms would have old faucets and old toilets. That would be so cool.

But these Hard Rock Cafe bastards have beat me to it, and I think they're gonna do a half-assed job of it. Now, the 70's of course has all the great music and that's enough material to make a great theme park right there... if done with love.
BUT...The "Signature Attraction" at this so-called Hard Rock Park, is a giant roller coaster (how original) named after Led Zeppelin. sigh. Ok first of all, Disney already has a "Rockin' Roller Coaster Featuring Aerosmith" where they play Aerosmith songs and "drive" you to their concert really fast...So Led Zeppelin-the ride, I'm sorry but it's a little, how can I say it, Britney 2007 vmas?
A Led Zeppelin ride should be some really heavy haunted mansion kind of thing, not a damn roller coaster set to Whole Lotta Love. Yeah I get it, adrenaline and loud music go together, I learned that when I rode the "Alpine" at the state fair.

And besides this totally uncreative and insulting (to me) attempt at a tribute to led Zeppelin, it appears that all the other rides are also roller coasters just with different genres of music playing. Can you say, clueless? Is Led Zeppelin the only band that deserves a crappy ride? What about Pink Floyd? Dark Side of the Moon could practically build its own ride if you gave it space and some hammers and nails. And what about Genesis? Peter Gabriel would totally come up with something better than a roller coaster that plays I Can't Dance.

Of course the one band that will definitely not get a ride is, you guessed it, our dear, dear Styx. And how cool would a STYX ride be??? I mean COME ON!!!
Dr Righteous, robotos, a theater, easter island... you name it, that would be some megacrazy shit!!!! In fact, screw a styx RIDE, we need a STYX WORLD! A whole freaking park that's completely devoted to Styx...all Styx all the time...sick!

That's it, I'm writing a letter to these idiots

It was 30 years ago today.............

It was 30 years ago today......on the ultimate Bicentennial....that the best band in the world...... released the greatest album in the world the GRAND ILLUSION.... yet not 1 month later.....earlier members of this so called band would come together for ultimate world dominiation....here's the whole sorted story......

As you can see from the above pic which was taken 30 years ago when we used to be in Styx, we still looked pretty damn good for our ages. But this was of course when we were all friends....In 1961 the Tradewinds formed with Chuck & John & Dennis, then they found JC & JY then called themselves Styx. They made 5 great albums
until JC had had enough & left, then JY decided to leave also & took Dennis & John with them & Styx was left with just one member, Chuck. So Chuck at this point decided, HA, I could do a better band without these idiots, so he found the great Earl of Rozland & State Street Scotty to replace JY & John. In turn, we then proceeded to find the great 1/2 Anjy -2 Anjy & the ultimate Suki Madame Blue.....

Our world domination began with the songs they left over for what would eventually become the Grand Illusion album. We began work on the album, played the songs recorded it & all was well. Chuck painted the cover art which was glorious & we were all in Styx heaven.


glitter-graphics.com

At this point something started happening to Chuck & we were just a bit worried. We discovered he was getting constant calls from Dennis & JY asking if they could come back because they'd found this kid & recorded some song called Crystal Ball the year before with & thought it'd be cool if he would let them come back & play in the band. They begged & begged until Chuck had such remorse. This promptly pissed Suki Madame Blue off. So she disappeared to parts unknown. This was after the above pic was taken [in fact this was to be the original poster insert because we refused to wear jumpsuits...]. Just as we were about to sign the new 1977 tour contract [you can clearly see the pen in Chuck's hand!]. 1/2 Anjy wouldn't stay without Suki so she left & disappeared too.

This put Earl of Rozland & State Street Scotty in a most awkward position as we were about to give Chuck his new name, the Queen of Spades. But Chuck wouldn't hear of it. He sat us down, told us he would bring his old mates back & release it on 7-7-7 & said we could all retain our names as long as we didn't mention the fact that we played all the instruments on the album & he'd give us all a generous fee. We accepted with humility & decided to go our separate ways.....

.....& on August 17th Earl & State made a great pilgrimage to an Air Supply concert in Australia to seek solace from our dismissal & plot our ultimate revenge & on AUGUST 22, 1977......we found the ultimate spitfire again in our old guitarist 1/2 Anjy 2 Anjy after her journey to Bangladesh...... & even though we ran into 2 very un-Styx like persons on the way who tried very hard to disco-fy our sound with awful bass & keys, whom which we promptly released quickly & swore we would never make that mistake again .....Fate gave us our most precious gift....in Miss Suki Madame Blue, after we'd tipped over a huge dumpster in the greater Chicago area.

We found our calling....we prevailed & decided to continue without Chuck & let him take Styx where he had to. Decided to forgive & forget & call ourselves what not to do to your roboto.... WNTDTYR............

well dreams do come true.....................
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WNTDTYR & GRAND ILLUSION.....

what not to do to your personality types

I have a sneaking suspicion that wntdtyr is completely mad.
Let's have a look shall we?

1/2 Anjy:

INTP - "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population.

true, true...
Jung Personality Test

Watch the pretty version!

In case you're sick of watching ugly pixels, download a pretty smooth pixel version of our trip to Syracuse here:

On the way to Styxfest we...

Ah, we DID travel to Canada and we DID enjoy a little thing called Styxfest..
But before we could play slots and look at Styx memorabilia, we had to rent
an RV and learn to drive it.
We also played a mini show for some drunk people in Syracuse.
It was...well see for yourself: