01 May 2013

THE MAJORITY 4 MUSICAL MORALITY MAKES A COMEBACK & DENOUNCES ROBOT COMBAT LEAGUE!!!


Dr. Righteous here! As I return to serve my 2nd term of Presidency & world domination & thank you all for voting me in once again as the savior of this world, I see that not much has changed in this puny planet!!    There seems to be a question of how the Members of my Majority 4 Musical Morality have treated our Robotos over the years!! For this I have felt the need to come forward & defend my actions against that I deem the barbaric treatment of certain robotos in this world.

I am of course speaking of this horrid inhumanity which needs to be dealt with accordingly called the Robot Combat League!!  All started by a very interesting movie called Reel Steel, which depicted some very heartfelt Robotos more to my taste & of course, my Robotos taste [I can tell you from extreme knowledge that this was Mr. Roboto's personal favorite movie of all time & of course they looked great!!] This movie told the real story of what my Robotos went through & what I saved them from becoming. Yet because of this RCL atrocity, my Robotos including Mr. Roboto himself have gone into hiding & deprived themselves of the very thing that kept them going...Fried chicken!! [but this is only because we do really need to Save the Texas Prairie Chicken!! but that's another story!] until we have rid this country of this evil Robot Combat League & its more evil host, the extremely vile Chris Jericho, who if I ever get my hands on him....I will certainly turn his mind into mush!, although I'm sure it pretty much is by now!...Ugh!!!

1st of all my Robotos are not a fighting species! & they certainly are NOT appliances [as Mr. Craig Ferguson of late nite TV continues to call his gay Robot Skeleton companion Geoff Peterson on a daily basis but not before calling himself a Late Night Douche, so I guess for that we're even!!] !!They are free to walk on their own in this world wherever they choose of their own volition! I in no way have ever harboured them or caged them or denied them of their basic Roboto rights & take care of them the only way I know how...the Modren way!!. [& if you don't think I'm doing anything for this country except banning Rock'n'Roll then you're sadly mistaken!...now I have to be looking out for all Robotos rights!] They have always done what I have said & for that I am very proud of them!

2nd of all these so -called Robots have been forced to engage in combat & take all kinds of beatings, not to mention the fact that they are controlled & tied from their waist & their hands are manually moved by ruly humans who are then given 20 minutes to 'repair' them in case they get 'damaged'! They dress deplorably, almost naked practically, just completely having no dignity. I take pride in dressing my Robotos & giving them the best clothing possible. I will not have a naked Roboto roaming around. They do NOT battle with each other or my public by the way or ensue combat!!!  We merely control people's minds which is completely more intelligent, quite easier, less messy & way cooler!  
One poor Robot was reduced to pissing on himself after a savage beating by one called Crash, a ridiculous red spaghetti covered filled looking robot. After maybe 10 weeks of this madness which included the trashing of robots: A.X.E, Brinstone, Drone Strike, Game Over, Medieval, Robo Hammer [Mr. Roboto took personal offense at this one!] , Scorpio, Steampunk, Steel Cyclone & Thunder Skill.

3rd-ly All ridiculous names of whom none of them was ever referred to as Mr. [which I almost never call Mr. Roboto by his first name Stan! or any of them for that matter!]  The only one who seemed genuine was one called Commander, yet he lost big time & the finale between Steampunk & Crash came down to  who I was sure would be out in the 1st round, Crash wound up winning the whole thing. Completely pathetic!
   Since I am still in charge of our world & have promised to make it right I will be putting an end to these combats & will be taking care of those people & controlling their minds very soon. As for the rumours that I have been engaging my Robotos in combat are simply not true. I dress them well, feed them & they take care of our well being! For they are beings as well & so should b treated as such not as Kilroy did when he escaped for which I will never forgive him for that! 

At this time Mr. Roboto would like to make a statement : ''Hello My ever present humans. I am instructed to inform you that I do not condone, corform or confirm this so- called Robot Combat League! It goes against everything I and my fellow Robotos believe in. No deviance has been done by us, for we shall not encourage this behavior in any of our Robotos out there watching & protecting this great country & penalizing your privileges.  I also dress better than those clowns ever will, you will never see me naked mind controlling anyone ever, I assure you! My jumpsuits & jackets mean the world to me! Also, despite Kilroy's previous statement, our error lights have never come on nor do we have one!!  Do not be mind controlled by this man or worse Chris Jericho [only by us] & we will deal with this matter accordingly & we will prevail. For this we have gone into hiding, until this problem is solved. I am a decent Robot & have never been anything but kind to everyone, especially humans, even while in mind-control status! I'd also like to address the rumour that we have become vegetarians. Not exactly but it is important to Save the Texas Prairie Chicken, we just decided to stop serving it for a while till that is taken care of.  For you all should be thanking me for all we have done for you!! In the meantime, Dr. Righteous & the Majority for Musical Morality are quite capable of preceding without us for the time being & we will be making our presence known soon enough at a place called the Rock Shop in Bklyn under surveillance, will be arranging the arrests of a band called WNTDTYR on Friday, May 10th. who as of today have continually violated Code 672 which prohibits the playing & purveying of rock music! Thank you for your concern, I am fine & will see you very soon."

Thank you for your patience regarding this matter, in the meantime be on the look out for my new video Heavy Metal Poisoning celebrating my takeover of this world!! I approve this message & Mr. Roboto is correct when he stated that we will be invading the Rock Shop in Bklyn to put an end to the evil show What Not To Do To Your Roboto will be putting on on May 10th at 8:30pm, I encourage you to come down & protest with us & watch us make history once again !
 For I am DR. RIGHTEOUS & I AM VERY PROUD TO BE YOUR PREZ & proud to be associated with Mr. ROBOTO!!!!!!