08 January 2010

This just in: Someone Cares About Styx Tribute-and again, where is Tommy Shaw?

Friday, January 08, 2010. The following comment was anonymously posted on wntdtyr's blog-
"Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!"

we're still a little weepy from this wonderfully encouraging remark, and also a little confused. But thank you and we won't let you down!

Now then... we can't help but notice that this poster was searching for info about Tommy Shaw's most recent disappearance from the Internet...
Since we are certainly the most reliable source of real Styx news, we offer our most well researched hypotheses:

1) It has something to do with JY and his new solo album featuring a cover of Frank Zappa's "Dancin' Fool".

2)He is worried about falling victim to another Van Morrison-esque debacle.

3)His closest friends and family have served him an intervention in effort to stop his out-of control Farmville addiction.

Any enticing theories of your own will be gladly added to this list!