Tommy Shaw in Prison?
Has State Street Scotty accidentally driven Tommy Shaw off myspace or even all of cyberspace?
In Scotty's defense, all he did was send Tommy a myspace email mentioning that he was on the cover of The Onion that week, asked him if he had seen our "Kilory Was Here" remake, and also if he had watched our "Borrowed Time" video... and also asked if he would come to Roz's birthday party.
Is that weird?
I mean, Tommy and Scotty have corresponded before. Did this last email nudge Tommy out of the land of fan love into the land of fan intolerance?
Seriously...Is Tommy:
A) Afraid he is being stalked?
B) Insulted by our crudely executed remakes?
C) Off MySpace for legal reasons?...(ie Styxnet.com)
or
D) In jail for downloading Weird Al's new song?
What gives?!
Perhaps he's Ted's replacement in Damnocracy?
Tommy, if you hear this, give us a sign you're ok and haven't climbed aboard their starship again...
Scotty says he's really really sorry and will never do it again....promise!
In Scotty's defense, all he did was send Tommy a myspace email mentioning that he was on the cover of The Onion that week, asked him if he had seen our "Kilory Was Here" remake, and also if he had watched our "Borrowed Time" video... and also asked if he would come to Roz's birthday party.
Is that weird?
I mean, Tommy and Scotty have corresponded before. Did this last email nudge Tommy out of the land of fan love into the land of fan intolerance?
Seriously...Is Tommy:
A) Afraid he is being stalked?
B) Insulted by our crudely executed remakes?
C) Off MySpace for legal reasons?...(ie Styxnet.com)
or
D) In jail for downloading Weird Al's new song?
What gives?!
Perhaps he's Ted's replacement in Damnocracy?
Tommy, if you hear this, give us a sign you're ok and haven't climbed aboard their starship again...
Scotty says he's really really sorry and will never do it again....promise!
posted by Unknown at 6:35 PM
3 Comments:
That's what he gets for taking over a band that isn't his!!
[Now who are we talking about SSS or TS?????????-we'll never know will we!!]
Or I offer this other excuse, maybe he's jealous of Jack Blades' new found popularity!!
oh shit
SSS will pay for his QRT takeover
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