Celebrity Dont-ets

Dennis holding Suzanne's hand while he sings Lady? eeeeewwwwww!
This is too much.. inverted goosebumps threatening the safety of my very innards!!
Sebastian Bach doing hand gestures a la Christina Aguilera?
EW EW EW EW EW get it off me!!!!!!

Tommy Shaw in Prison?

Has State Street Scotty accidentally driven Tommy Shaw off myspace or even all of cyberspace?

In Scotty's defense, all he did was send Tommy a myspace email mentioning that he was on the cover of The Onion that week, asked him if he had seen our "Kilory Was Here" remake, and also if he had watched our "Borrowed Time" video... and also asked if he would come to Roz's birthday party.

Is that weird?

I mean, Tommy and Scotty have corresponded before. Did this last email nudge Tommy out of the land of fan love into the land of fan intolerance?

Seriously...Is Tommy:

A) Afraid he is being stalked?
B) Insulted by our crudely executed remakes?
C) Off MySpace for legal reasons?...(ie Styxnet.com)
or
D) In jail for downloading Weird Al's new song?

What gives?!

Perhaps he's Ted's replacement in Damnocracy?

Tommy, if you hear this, give us a sign you're ok and haven't climbed aboard their starship again...

Scotty says he's really really sorry and will never do it again....promise!

What Muppet are you?

It's about time for another enlightening quiz...
Please take this and report your revealing results...Here's what I got...It's all true

You Are Rowlf the Dog

Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents. You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe. A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven. "My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."

The Muppet Personality Test